Posted 5 hours ago

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

Posted 5 hours ago

unamusedsloth:

Who wore it better? (via)

Posted 5 hours ago

SPOOKY ASKS

  1. Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  2. Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  3. Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  4. Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
  5. Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  6. Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  7. Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
  8. Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  9. Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  10. Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  11. Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
  12. Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  13. Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  14. Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  15. Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  16. Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  17. Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?
Posted 6 hours ago

writeroost:

oroxine:

poyzn:

There is someone out there for everybody.

It just might be a goose.

relationship status: waiting for my one true goose

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

rocketssurgery:

Decided to make a handy graphic after seeing a lot of misinformation spread around tumblr. Current science isn’t perfect and definitions are bound to change, but I wanted to push back against the hostile attitude against it because it seems like a lot of people are being hostile for the wrong reasons.

Please let me know if there are any factual errors, thank you :)

Posted 7 hours ago

cock-blocked:

jpnvines:

待ち合わせ場所に彼氏が遅れた時VS友達が遅れた時 〜 Reika Oozeki

When your boyfriend is late to your meeting place VS when your friend is late 〜 Reika Oozeki

When your boyfriend is late to the meeting place:

Oh, you’re finally here! :)

If it’s a friend:

So you’re finally here you’re 23 minutes and 18 seconds late LJEJ$9*)$@&!!!

ive been watching this for so long omg

(Source: vine.co)

Posted 7 hours ago

hobbit-queen:

tastefullyoffensive:

[thedauisrising]

I need to get those for my cats…

Posted 7 hours ago
rnarblehornets:

took one of my favorite moments from entry #86 and slowed it down

rnarblehornets:

took one of my favorite moments from entry #86 and slowed it down

Posted 7 hours ago

mallomallo:

randomly remembering an inside joke you have with yourself 

image

(Source: meganfax)

Posted 7 hours ago
vurtual:

Little Lions (by Shaadi Faris)

vurtual:

Little Lions (by Shaadi Faris)

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

supernatural-mishamigo:

vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I literally did not see that coming

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago